burgerkid:

burgerkid:

me on the first day of school:image

me on the last day of school:image

telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

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phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

  • me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u
  • fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

rnemes:

snorlaxatives:

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

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this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

Deep Red Flaming